Dayyvvaa

Well hello there stranger. How ya doing?... About me?... Now why would you want to know about little ole me? You don't have to answer  that 'cause I'm gonna tell you anyway.

 OK so first off, I'm a girl. Yeah I know, mind = blown...

 I like to eat sleep and repeat, that is basically all I do. My favorite color is pink, I know cliche right. I love animals but my favorites are hedgehogs, those cute little danger balls. I like to read. My favorite author is Rick Riordan. I love to watch movies, my favorite is just about anything Disney. There you have it folks, I'm a Disney nerd. I love Todrick Hall. I love Bruno Mars. Hmm...what else is there? I guess that's it.

 *Stranger walks away and I shout after him* 

Read my books OK! And follow me!! Oh! And share please!!! And...oh ok he's gone now.

 *Sad asf, on the verge of crying* 

Stranger walks back up to me and hugs me and we ride off into the sunset riding unicorns that poop out pee and pee out poop. 

The End. Fin. Good-bye. Adiós. Tot ziens. Vaarwel. 再见. Au revoir. Agur. Vale. Aloha.

 *random person shouts at me to stop now*

 FINE!!! I was done anyway you poopty doo llama cat head... BYE GUYS!!!