Captainchad

My younger sister told me that every time she tells someone she has a brother, they assume its someone else. Like, no one has ever guessed that the two of us are related. And even better, the only thing the freshmen really know about me is that I dressed up like a Prussian Nobleman for an event one day and had to around the school like that the whole day, shield and all. So now, she just tells people her brother is the "Pirate Coat Guy."

Captainchad

My younger sister told me that every time she tells someone she has a brother, they assume its someone else. Like, no one has ever guessed that the two of us are related. And even better, the only thing the freshmen really know about me is that I dressed up like a Prussian Nobleman for an event one day and had to around the school like that the whole day, shield and all. So now, she just tells people her brother is the "Pirate Coat Guy."

Captainchad

@Unknown_Mellie Kind of...
          First off was the TB outbreak. Two people in my school caught it, so they called evreyone who had a class with them into the gyms during homeroom to do a skin prick. Results will be announced tommorow aparently
          
          Second is that a freshman was caught with a hit list, detailing evreyone he wanted to kill
          
          About a month ago, we also had a bomb threat
          
          The kid was arrested

Captainchad

We all got assigned a person to dress as for European History and I traded places with enough people until I got assigned Friedrich the Great! My parents even gave me a bit of money for it! Next week I get to show up to school in my 19th century drip!

Captainchad

So me and a friend tried this multiplayer AI bot game and it was amazing! First we made our characters (I was a caveman that can't speak, count, or read.) Then we got into the game and ended up going from murdering the first person we found with a screwdriver, to kissing them, to throwing poop at them, to fatality murdering them with a screwdriver. Then I got my friend arrested despite the fact he was unconscious during the whole fight, then I started having a conversation with a door.
          
          This is the best thing ever made by man

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@Captainchad I want whatever drugs you were on
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