Canadian_Territories

Yukon

-larger than life
-all about function over fashion,and if you make fun of her for fashion,she'll snap.
-seeing Japan in mounties uniform would be her biggest fantasy


Alberta

-Alberta beef is the best!
-drunken Alberta is not.
-he gets drunk,then sleeps it off at 24 hr Tim Hortons.
-he hates a part of himself called Calgary.
-his softer side is called Banff

Ontario

-he thinks good things grow in him
-he loves his own vital region also known as Canada's
-for some reason he cries like a little girl when there is more than 3 cm of snow.

New Brunswick

-she is a bit intimidated by bossy Ontario and Québec
-other provinces always forget her
-she looks weak but has a nautical tattoo on her arm and swings an axe like nobody else.

Prince Edward Island

-she will not lose the braids or give up that house with green roofs
-will collapse if you strip her of all potatoes especially the red ones
-she cannot understand why people take pictures of her house and not the Confederation bridge

British Columbia 

-likes people to call her beautiful 
-protests deforestation as a weekend past time 
-enjoys a specific type of gardening.indoors.
-addicted to Starbucks 

Nunavut

-her winter is 10 out of 12 months 
-she's doesn't really know what a road is good for.

                                                            ~The Family~
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