Me when I update my wattpad account in 2 years... 😨. erm... YEAH I took my background photo. I AM a photographer. Ew this is really cringey im sorry. (Is there a she/they option for here bc..." I fucking love the ocean, have you guys seen Japanese Spider Crabs? Cool af. Or nudibranchs (they're sea snails) but their name means "naked lung". I really like sea lemons, they're yellow nudibranchs. Have you ever seen bioluminescent waves? Did you know sharks are much more friendly than dolphins? I should make this my diary tbh. Back onto the sea stuff. If you ever get fresh clam chowder or clam anything. There'll be sand in it. It adds flavor tbh. I think I should specify I'm not talking about like warm oceans in the southern hemisphere. I like the COLD AND FREEZING ONES. The beaches with huge rocks covered in algae that's easy to slip on. The beaches with harbors that smell awful but you can hardly smell because ur nose is about to freeze off. WE SEE THE UNDERTOW AND WE SAY LETS GO! Rip currents used to (still do) scare me so bad. Remember kids, never turn your back to the ocean, swim diagonally if you're pulled out to sea, and if ur stranded in the middle of the ocean float on ur back girly pop. Oops it's 3am. Goodnight!
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