HELLO weary traveler! I'm Calcium The Deficient, a skeleton warlock with calcium deficiency!



I write stories based on whatever the fuck my brainless skull shits out at random moments. Like I'll be sitting, minding my own business and then I'll get a random thought like "Hey! This would be a grand idea!" And  BOOM! Already have a full on plot that my mind just felt like it was a good idea. Then I feel obligated to write it down or else I can't stop thinking about it.



Sure I've got one book in progress right now, but I've already got drafts for like...(counts on bone fingers)...like 5 other ones. But I'm probably gonna wait until I finish the current one before posting anything on the others. Plus I'm experimenting on what I like and how I like to write.



So please check out my current book and hopefully enjoy it. Cause if you don't, I'll use my fireball spell, or as I like to call it the "Bye Bye forever y'all!!".