Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to read fan fiction, right? Didn't even realize the account was abandoned, same as us. I don't write on here anymore, but I do sometimes on my Ao3, bluecommitstaxfraud. I'm pretty bad at updating, but I do have a story in planning. I hope to have a few chapters out by the end of spring!!

I'm Simon (Cakevines), a writer wannabe with an obsession with starting stories and finishing absolutely none of them.
I'm something of a triple A battery: autism, adhd, and asexuality, all of which contribute to a constant desire for cake. Against all odds, I hope you enjoy your stay!

↳ Riordanverse
↳ Luca
↳The Owl House
↳ Stranger Things
↳ Doki Doki Literature Club!
↳ Gravity Falls
↳Dead End: Paranormal Park
↳Camp Cretaceous
↳Be More Chill
↳Stardew Valley
↳Tangled: The Series
and other stuff!

Current hyperfixation: Camp Cretaceous

Currently watching/reading...
↳Goodnight Punpun

( • ~ •)
/ >🥓¿Want My bacon?
(• - • )
/>🥓 No! My bacon!
( • w •)
/ >🥓Just Kidding You Can Have My bacon!
( -_ -)
/ >🥓 But Just A Lick
( • - • )
🥓 \ No! You lick too much! No more bacon licking privileges for you...


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CakeVines CakeVines Jan 24, 2023 04:37PM
Soso! I haven’t updated Lovesick in almost 2 years, and I said I would redeem it, but I haven’t worked on it since. I’m currently planning a 100k+ word fic for a different fandom on Ao3, so once I’m...
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