I’m Sherlock Holmes, I Wear The Damn Hat

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Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to read fan fiction, right? Didn't even realize the account was abandoned, same as us. I don't write on here anymore, but I do sometimes on my Ao3, bluecommitstaxfraud. I'm pretty bad at updating, but I do have a story in planning. I hope to have a few chapters out by the end of spring!!


I'm Simon (Cakevines), a writer wannabe with an obsession with starting stories and finishing absolutely none of them.
I'm something of a triple A battery: autism, adhd, and asexuality, all of which contribute to a constant desire for cake. Against all odds, I hope you enjoy your stay!

Fandoms
↳ Riordanverse 
↳ Luca
↳Psych
↳The Owl House
↳ Stranger Things
↳ Doki Doki Literature Club!
↳ Gravity Falls 
↳Amphibia
↳Dead End: Paranormal Park
↳Camp Cretaceous
↳Be More Chill 
↳Hamilton
↳Stardew Valley 
↳Tangled: The Series
and other stuff!

Current hyperfixation: Camp Cretaceous

Currently watching/reading...
↳Goodnight Punpun


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/ >🥓¿Want My bacon?
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(• - • )
/>🥓 No! My bacon!
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( • w •)
/ >🥓Just Kidding You Can Have My bacon!
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( -_ -)
/ >🥓 But Just A Lick
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( • - • )
🥓   \ No! You lick too much! No more bacon licking privileges for you...

ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS 🗡

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