Shadow Devil

Person A: "hey look a weeb" 
Author: "what where?!?" *looks around like an idiot*
Person A: *pointing at author* softly shaking there head "idiot" 
Author: *still looking around like a moron* "I don't see anyone who looks remotely weeb like. Where are they I wish to bond and adopt them into my weeb family" *^* 
Person A: *stops pointing* "your a dork"
Author: *looks back at them* "yeah but ya still love me" 
Person A: "no I don't" 
Author: *sits on floor and grabs their leg* "sucks to suck your stuck with me this is your own fault"
Person A: -_-