I crave death but mostly coffee



Don't read my old works. Please.


I pretty much write exclusively Good Omens fanfiction at 3AM, which tells you everything you need to know about the quality of my writing and personality.

Yes I'm gay, considering that you're probably here from my gay fanfiction odds are you're LGBTQ+ too, either way you're amazing.

I'm probably also a Demon so watch out I guess or I'll make you step on a fucking Lego


I may seem like a dick in my bio, but I'm always here if you want someone to talk to about literally anything, I'm softer during normal conversations.
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  • JoinedNovember 3, 2017


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Hey everyone, sorry for being so inactive. Honestly that's not going to change, I'm in a  sh!t mental place rn and can't deal with life in general. I know no one will actually care because I haven't...
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