"Hello, hello!"
"You don't have to sound so enthusiastic..."
"You sound like as if you're deadpanning on purpose, so cut it-!"
"Aiya, all of you, shush! Hello, my name is Fateweaver, one of the Auchozuvja-Gosber Shades of CDS0407! I'm sure you're wondering why he hasn't been uploading in a while - he will soon - and we're actively trying to drag him back for a short while, don't worry. He has some... uh... education stuff going on up there, so we'll try our best to take over his work as well as entertain you all with something that has been in the works for a long time! Stay tuned for our journey in places unexplored, in a scale that is beyond common human imagination!"
"Is that it?"
"Yeah, that's about all I had to say."
"..."
"I think you guys should turn off the transmission radio-"
BZZT
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