TAI-TANIC

Todoroki’s journey into stapling bread to trees was long and convoluted, the only things you needed to know about it is:
          -His older brother has risen from the dead to tell him stapling shit is in his genes.
          -Midoriya is terrified that one day he’ll wake up with bread stapled to his hair, AGAIN.
          -Art Galleries are now almost nonexistent around UA.
          -Midoriya is terrified that one day he’ll wake up with “WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME” made by bread stapled to his bedroom wall, AGAIN.
          -Kaminari regrets ever finding a specific subreddit post made by a certain classmate.
          -Midoriya is terrified that one day he’ll wake up with the League of Villains in his room asking him to help them stop Dabi from joining a cult, AGAIN.
          -Nezu encourages this to the fullest and Todoroki is now a terrifying force of-bread stapled to-nature.
          -Midoriya is terrified that one day he’ll wake up with Endeavor advocating for taking down r/breadstapledtotrees on the news(and hoping he somehow succeeds), AGAIN.
          
          Tldr: Todoroki found a hobby, this is not okay.

I WANT TO READ A PROMPT LIKE THIS:
          Inko’s quirk is “Pull”, whoever said that Izuku could give back the quirks he takes? In a way, it’s worse than All For One, at least he could fix his mistakes if he’d only inherited his father’s quirk. But no, he’s left Katsuki quirkless with no hope of ever giving this stolen power back.
          But the worst part?
          The worst part is that nobody believes them.
          Inko fully believes that Izuku has his own quirk: Explosion
          Due to some sick sense of humor Bakugou hides his quirk so that he can show Izuku first when they’re alone.
          And that’s when Izuku’s quirk decides to activate,
          When he’s hugging Bakugou.
          And so,
          Katsuki Bakugou grows up quirkless, bullying Izuku relentlessly, more angry than ever, and Izuku Midoriya grows up with a mother who thinks his quirk is a mutation and keeps encouraging him to use it, never really understanding exactly what her son has done or who her husband is.
          Izuku grows up constantly covering all of his skin and avoiding any touch that he can, trying to convince people that he’s quirkless so they won’t start asking what his actual quirk is. 
          Inko has his quirk registered as “explosion” anyway, teachers have access to this information and they don’t try to hide it, constantly berating Izuku for “wasting” such a powerful quirk. He accidentally takes the sludge villain’s quirk in the first attack the villain makes under the bridge, such a huge strain kills the villain.
          And that’s how All Might finds him. 
          IF SOMEBODY WRITES THIS SEND ME A LINK PLS!!

uhhhhh is this good enough for scholastic? I hate scholastic with a burning passion and I want to be prepared so here goes:
          
          There's a snake in my throat and blood on my teeth.
          Soot clogs up my lungs the longer I keep my mouth shut,
          But I’m afraid that if I speak, the serpent in my throat will jump out and bite.
          My teeth are bloody enough.
          
          It’s a coral snake, the thing coiling around my throat.
          If not for a small mix up of colors it would have been a harmless kingsnake,
          But I know better, I know it has venom in its fangs.
          I know that it will strike when someone gets close.
          
          I always wear a tight jacket that no one else seems to see.
          It tightens sometimes as if it’s alive and sadistic,
          makes me choke on my own words, and struggle to get a sound out.
          I can live in the silence.
          
          The jacket is cold, wet, and heavy, making me sit down and stay stagnant.
          Lethargic in my every move, slumped in my seat,
          It’s as if I’m sick, I feel awful but my body shows no sign of illness.
          My jacket is so cold I’m afraid I’ll get frostbite.
          
          The thunderstorm in my head only seems to get louder.
          Its lighting strikes make me jittery at times,
          Deafening yet achingly silent, and sometimes I can’t hear anything passing my ear.
          I’ve accepted that nobody will ever see the black fog in my eyes.
          
          Sometimes the clouds in my head take me up, up, up with them.
          Until I’m six thousand feet in the air, with sure death awaiting me if I fall,
          But at least up there I can release my Micrurus fulvius and open my jacket.
          They can’t hurt me up there, I find myself not wanting to come down.
          
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I get so fucking scared when there's a grown-ass roach on the wall and my parents can't understand that. like, I know I'm a fucking coward but if there's one as big as my thumb just chillin on the wall I'm terrified it'll start flying around. If a roach ever lands on me I'd start screaming, I just shivered IRL thinking about it. I hate feeling like this but I cant get over it, UGH.

I HAVE AN AO3 ACCOUNT NOW! FUCKING YES! I HAD OVER 200 TABS OPEN NOW I CAN BOOKMARK MY SHIT YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
          AO3 is Unholy_Fangirling but I haven't posted anything there yet

IF I'M SAD YOU HAVE TO BE SAD NOW TOO: What if Eri's quirk was completely uncontrollable, the last time it activated randomly she took out an entire block. Chisaki's bullets have no effect on her and quirk suppressants lead to bigger quirk outbursts when she stops taking them, making her a ticking time bomb. The Hero Commission manages to wrangle her from UA under the guise of helping her with rewind, in reality they want to euthanize her before the quirk explodes again. Midoriya somehow finds out about this, and because he has left over trauma in this AU from Kouta dying he takes  her immediately and goes on the run. AU ends with him getting caught in rewind when it activates randomly after they run out of quirk suppressants and his death causes Eri to emotionally activate her quirk, wiping out an entire city.

People who have been called gay as an insult say aye
          aye, kids are fucking stupid

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Ive just realized i TAGGED MULTIPLE POPULAR WATTPAD AUTHORS IN MY FIC OH FUCKING SHIT I JUST HOPE THEY NEVER NOTICED GAHHHH IMA GO LIVE IN MY CLOSET NOW ASKDJUNCWUIDBVBVVB

so a gal sitting next to me on the bus asked me if I used a pink pen to draw a shape on my arm, I said "No, I carved it into my flesh with a sharp pencil because I was bored." Don't freak out it was really shallow, didn't even bleed, but I think I traumatized the poor girl

Does anyone else feel like technology has a personal grudge against them? Like, I'll try to post a wattpad chapter that includes pictures and everything is going to overlap. Or I wont figure out how to italicize or change fonts until AFTER ive posted. At this point every time I make a new account  get suspicious when everything goes too well.