Bow To The Ice Cream Lord

Hi Everyone! :D So my name is John and I love to read and write. I'm 16 years old and I love ice cream if you have one email it to me! I am a Filipino and I'm gonna be in college this school year! I love to cook! I wanna be a chef or a patisserie in the future! I love to use the exclamation mark very often! I hate rats! nor mice!

Things about me:
I love to eat Ice Cream especially Vanilla
I lust for chocolate cake
I am a Filipino Mabuhay!
I am a Otaku, Go Anime Power! 
Dumb-witted when in school
Skinny and short, I'm like 5'3 :'(
I have short black hair
A loner and a loony
A complete weirdo
Not an Atheist 
Never joined any fraternity
I'm still a Virgin (never did I kiss or someone kiss me) Free Kisses!
I like Math! 1+1=11 right?
I like to see blood, I have a blood fetish

Dislikes:
People who think I'm short for my age -__-#
Colour brown
Standing in-front of a huge crowd of people
The weather 
Sports and arts (I don't do sports and I have no talent in any categories of art)
History! damn who cares about the past anyway?
Mean people
Twilight