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OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD NO FUCKING WAY
          	SO YOU KNOW LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA
          	THE AMERICAN
          	WHO WROTE HAMILTON
          	(shh I'm getting there)
          	I WAS LISTENING TO MY FAVOURITE SONG
          	A COVER IS NOT THE BOOK FROM MARY POPPINS
          	I WAS LIKE "hey, that bit about the dirty rascal and the depressed king sounds like Lin-Manuel Miranda"
          	AND THEN I LOOKED AT THE SCREEN
          	AND GUESS WHO WROTE/SANG IT?
          	
          	LIN FUCKING MANUEL MIRANDA
          	
          	HE CAN DO A BRILLIANT BRITISH ACCENT
          	I LOVE HIM EVEN MORE
          	I DID NOT KNOW
          	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Britishtwink

@CHenigan lolll my mother doesn't know what Wattpad is
          	  
          	  Now, I'd better go study. It's like quarter past ten and I've got barely anything done. Bye bestie, ily
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CHenigan

@Britishtwink lmao im not allowed to have wattpaddy i use it under incognito it to publish my fic the way the world was 
          	  and ofc bestie ^3^
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Britishtwink

this message may be offensive
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD NO FUCKING WAY
          SO YOU KNOW LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA
          THE AMERICAN
          WHO WROTE HAMILTON
          (shh I'm getting there)
          I WAS LISTENING TO MY FAVOURITE SONG
          A COVER IS NOT THE BOOK FROM MARY POPPINS
          I WAS LIKE "hey, that bit about the dirty rascal and the depressed king sounds like Lin-Manuel Miranda"
          AND THEN I LOOKED AT THE SCREEN
          AND GUESS WHO WROTE/SANG IT?
          
          LIN FUCKING MANUEL MIRANDA
          
          HE CAN DO A BRILLIANT BRITISH ACCENT
          I LOVE HIM EVEN MORE
          I DID NOT KNOW
          AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Britishtwink

@CHenigan lolll my mother doesn't know what Wattpad is
            
            Now, I'd better go study. It's like quarter past ten and I've got barely anything done. Bye bestie, ily
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CHenigan

@Britishtwink lmao im not allowed to have wattpaddy i use it under incognito it to publish my fic the way the world was 
            and ofc bestie ^3^
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Britishtwink

Wattpad family - most updated version, as of yesterday:
          @Britishtwink - mother 
          @Enlarged_flea - Alien Spawn (I realise I didn't put that on the last one, so I apologise for that terrible mistake)
          @Voided_soul - second child 
          @NoodleBuck - neice/nephew/thing
          @GentleAngel1 - aunt/uncle/thing 
          @Rosecrochetslots - aunt to @Voided_soul and godmother to @Enlarged_flea 
          @1m4yb3cr4zy - aunt to @Enlarged_flea and godmother to @Voided_soul

Britishtwink

@NoodleBuck Congratulations, you exist!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉
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Enlarged_flea

Mother. Nonbiological unofficial parental figure.  Have you ever listened to bluegrass music? Like- the Appalachian kind? If not, I would like to request you listen to that genre as it's one of the many things I listen to and the main thing I've been playing >:3! Some good songs would be The Blackest Crow, I'll Fly Away, Soldier's Joy, and June Apple >:D

Enlarged_flea

HOORAH! Also I'd like to add bluegrass isn't for everyone, but it's what I grew up on and I personally find it very whimsical sounding >:P most bluegrass has a pretty upbeat sound, but the lyrics are always either about farming, the death of an animal or person, a love song, or a song about God🥲 but hey that's southerners for you
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Britishtwink

@Enlarged_flea You already got me obsessed with Will Wood and crying to I / Me / Myself so I guess one more can't hurt.
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GentleAngel1

HEYO! I wanted to give a sad but straight up report on the aNiMaTiOn! Don't worry, I'M DONE DONE MAKING IT i will continue, but the giving season is arriving and my family decided this holiday, every relative is HOMEMAKING gifts. I also have a friends birthday coming up, haven't even started their gift, so... I may have to take a pause for now..? I'll try to keep myself hyped for the finished project so i am able to work it afterwards. And my poor brain can never seem to finish a project, motivation is lacking in this skull of mine, so if i lose interest (probably not?) I'll immediately inform you. Adiós por ahora, mi twink británico

GentleAngel1

@Britishtwink Thank you for understanding!!! I love creating stuff, but i have 7 projects going at once and most of them have deadlines soo... Some have to pause. And NO CHRISTMASY STUFF??? That should be a CRIME!! I'm joking, i hope you enjoy your holidays no matter the activity ❤❤
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Britishtwink

@GentleAngel1 Of course, darling, I know all too well the feelings of a LaCk oF MoTiVaTiON. The Christmas stuff I don't, because I mainly spend it in a cold church chanting Latin. Sounds cult-y? Nah. It's just Catholocism (last year was spent in my dad's Protestant church so it's mum's Catholic one this year, unfortunately). Anygays, take a lovely lil break from the creative suffering and I look forward to seeing the finished/half-finished product. Or like just the product. Idk, I'm tired (unoriginal excuse, but that doesn't matter currently cause it's true). Love you, chérie
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Britishtwink

A brief overview of the most updated version of my Wattpad family: 
          @Britishtwink - mother 
          @Enlarged_flea - first child 
          @Voided_soul - second child 
          @GentleAngel1 - aunt/uncle/thing 
          @Rosecrochetslots - aunt to @Voided_soul and godmother to @Enlarged_flea 
          @1m4yb3cr4zy - aunt to @Enlarged_flea and godmother to @Voided_soul

Britishtwink

@NoodleBuck I'M SORRY I WAS SLEEPING, IM IN THE UK, WE HAVE REALLY DIFFERENT TIME ZONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Excellent family tree, Noodle, dear. *scuttles sheepishly to your bio*
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NoodleBuck

Yall southerners be snoozing’ rn aren’t u?? TOO BAD. GO TO MY DAMN BIO ALREADY, I SPENT FAR TOO MUCH TIME ON THIS FROLICKING FAMILY (crazy) TREE D:< 
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NoodleBuck

I FOUND A SOLUTION!! Go to my pfp. It is my background photo behind my circle profile thingy. It’s kinda awkward to see but, eh-
            
            I hope yall enjoy it!!
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BabyBuggyBumper

I FOUND ANOTHER VELVETTE X ROSIE SHIPPER LETS GOOOO
          
          (I call it RagRoses thooo)

BabyBuggyBumper

@Britishtwink OH welp that makes sense :)
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Britishtwink

@BabyBuggyBumper Lmao its just the internet and the world wide web (https://www.) combined into one beautiful word
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BabyBuggyBumper

@Britishtwink valid tho :) (I'm aggressively canadian what's the interweb)
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Britishtwink

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Heeeeyyyy so u know that yuri idea? 
          I need some help on the name... 
          Any ideas my dudes????? 
          
          Also I watched the first episode of Helluva Boss with my brother 
          Hold up 
          
          THAT MOTHERFUCKER'S WATCHING IT WITHOUT ME 
          
          (I can see what's on the telly on my laptop) 
          
          OH, HE'S FUCKING DEAD

lulu_duckyking_257

@Britishtwink OOP names? hmm....wait whats the yuri idea??? CATCH ME UP MB I GTA CHECK GCHAT
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Britishtwink

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Stolas is a real horny mf, Blitzø's an asshole and I don't like him, Millie and Loona are hot, and Moxxie's my favourite cause he's a lot like me.
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1m4yb3cr4zy

ALASTORS TAIL IS BOW CANNON

Enlarged_flea

@1m4yb3cr4zy It will always be in my fanfiction😔 I've seen people have a headcanon that Alastor docked (cut off) his own tail
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Britishtwink

@1m4yb3cr4zy It'll always be in my mind.
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1m4yb3cr4zy

Nvm it’s not 😔😔😔😔😔😔
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Britishtwink

Original book idea:
          A lesbian dies.
          Great start.
          Ends up in the afterlife.
          Not heaven, because I don't want it to be Christian.
          Something else. I haven't thought about the name yet.
          Anyway. 
          The ancient gods of ages past have gone out of existence after the War.
          The enemy was defeated.
          Left, is a world of peace, where humans go after their deaths.
          It is split into five sections.
          One: the Land of Fertility and Growth.
          It has rolling fields, farmland, shimmering lakes, towering mountains, forests - the lush green fauna is everywhere.
          Two: the Circle of Education and Learning.
          It has a giant magical library which summons a pot of tea and a slice of cake whenever you get hungry but don't want to leave.
          Seperate rooms in this library also serve as classrooms, teaching all subjects for all ages.
          Three: the City of Technological Advancements.
          Everyone who inhabits this city has the most advanced tech in the planet, and most have their own personal robot butler.
          Four: the Ocean Haven.
          People who live here have gills. They grow coral, swim with sea creatures, and play in the sand. On the surface, there are also some floating isles, on which are golden beaches where you can sunbathe.
          And, finally, the Centre.
          This is, as its name implies, the very centre of everything.
          The government, in a sense.
          No persons are allowed beyond the walls that surround the tall building, unless given explicit permission from somebody with a high standing.
          Anyway, back to the dead lesbian.
          (the lesbian part will be relevant later, I promise)
          (YURIIIII)
          She's dead, she gets to the afterlife. We get that bit.
          She quickly realises that something is off about this place.
          She stumbles upon a pendant of some sort, and keeps it, simply because it's probably valuable and could be useful later on.
          She overhears some of the council members discussing overthrowing the High Leader and taking full control, wreaking havoc and tyranny over the people.
          
          Not done yet, I just have very few characters left

Britishtwink

@Rosecrochetslots Why, thank you. Made up that entire universe, characters and plot within a day :3
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Britishtwink

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... 
          
          Excuse me 
          
          Why 
          
          Did nobody tell me 
          
          About the beauty
          
          THAT IS LAURENS X ALEX (guns and)SHIP ART? 
          
          *is affronted and, to put it in simple terms, REAL PISSED* 
          
          *looks up lams fics* 
          
          This is like radioapple level shit 
          
          I love these two gays 
          
          Almost as much as the two *demonic* gays