Robinson Afton

Five days into writing a Willy Wonka Fanfic, I've listened to the soundtrack over a hundred times now. My friends have found out because all I do is write. I'm being teased, this is all Anya's fault!

Right, has anyone seen the new Wonka movie? Because my family and I have. My youngest sister, Anya, has dared my sisters and me to write a Willy Wonka. Expect something like that soon.

Hello! It’s been awhile. I haven’t been doing the greatest as of late. I’m trying to give you the sequel to the Poirot Kind you deserve but it’s been quite difficult. I guess I could say that I’ve summoned Cthulhu from the fact I haven’t updated in ages. Today ain’t cheap to live where I live.

Hello! Remember "The Poirot Kind"? Yeah, well since the new movie "The Haunting in Venice" is coming out, I've decided to speed up writing "A Lustful End". So yeah, expect a sequel.

Heh-hey! How are you? I'm doing great! I've recently convinced my sisters to create a joint account with me! If you're interested in some wacky fun books, and some serious ones, please drop a follow to @sunroofsmiles.

Gosh dang, I’m obsessed with dinosaurs at the moment. Kind of wish I was a palaeontologist instead of what I am. They seem so fascinating.

The grass is always greener on the other lawn. Don’t care about this. It’s always greener because lighting. If it somehow still looks greener in the dark of the night, do your neighbour a favour and cut their grass for them. Maybe dye it a light shade of pink. Hehe.

1K!? Damn, I did not think The Poirot Kind would be read so much. By the way, Terry Pratchett’s Going Postal is sooooo good.

Cheesecake! Is it disgusting? Is it delicious? Haven’t decided yet but it is definitely a suitable snack for writing fanfiction. Especially if your eating alone in a restaurant full of people on first dates.

Best way to come out to someone, say it repeatedly over many weeks. It goes from ‘Eww, I get away from me. Your weird’ to ‘Geez, we get it. Stop talking about it’. Mission achieved.