Dear Stalkers and/or Readers,

Good morning/afternoon/evening!! I am Kirsten, otherwise known as M.C. Clap Yo Handz. I also respond proudly to "coolest person ever." Up to you.

First and foremost... I am a Christian! I have been forgiven of my sins, and bought with the precious blood of Jesus Christ. My favorite verse is John 16:33, which says "These things have I spoken unto you, that in me, ye might have peace; in the world ye shall have tribulation, but be of good cheer, I have overcome the world."

Isn't that an amazing promise? He has overcome the world. If that doesn't give you comfort, I don't know what will. :)

OK additional info, because I know you totally care. I have four brothers, I possess an undying love for Extra watermelon gum, my favorite thing to do is laugh, my other favorite thing to do is hug people, I love music, love my church, love onion dip, love thunderstorms. Hate public pools, hate grapefruit, and I'm homeschooled (REPRESENT, MAH PEOPLE). Also I love (CLEAN) hilarious one-liners/jokes so if you've got 'em, shoot 'em!

If you want to know more, just ask. Or continue stalking me, that's cool too.

(P.S. I love this site because it's like a big mission field. If you're not sure that you'd go to Heaven if you died today, MESSAGE ME. God loves you sooo much and THERE IS A WAY)

"Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks, for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. Quench not the Spirit. Despise not prophesyings. Prove all things; hold fast that which is good. Abstain from all appearance of evil." (1 Thessalonians 5:16-22)
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  • JoinedApril 29, 2011


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BookwormForever BookwormForever Sep 02, 2013 07:45PM
@Jilianna_Pocque Lol so am I! It pays to plan ahead. ;)And yes. Avoiding schoolwork is very fun haha.
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