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Hello there. Just pretend I talk like the Text-to-Speech Guy. Please.
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Please don't swear. Stuff like stupid or frack are okay, just watch for the floating F's.
If. You. Swear. I. Will. Break. Your. COOKIES.
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→ His/Him/He
→ Known as Arsenaliac on Geometry Dash
→Is trying to act like a mod but failing spectacularly
→Slipping/Tripping/Falling
→Thou hath hopless love with Shakespearean literature
→Tries to make cool jokes but ends up taking them bac -
→Respectful of races
→Doesn't do chains
→Knows that his name is cringy
→Is on Wattpad
- - - -Quotes- - - -
⇒ "Water is too sweet."
⇒ "Hot sauce is too cold."
⇒ "That mountain is too light."
⇒ "That spec of dust is too heavy."
⇒ "I like memes."
I'm just gonna put this in here because I like it ;)
When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try and discourage you. I just defeated him. 96% of teens won't stand up for God. Put this in your profile if you're one of the 4% that will.
- - - Annoying things in life - - -
◊ When you insert a wordy meme on Wattpad, it gets super blurry
⟩ why can't you just copy-paste a picture
◊ Cliffhangers
◊ Wet socks
◊ WoF Haters
◊ When you roll up one sleeve and then you can't roll up the other
- - - Well you've read my bio, good -
Oh, ALL RIGHT, I'll do the ads -
Read my books my books they are so GUUUUUUuuUuUUUUUuUUUUUUD!
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I'm glad you've chosen this cancer pit to read.
I hope you have a mediocre day.
- double chocolate chip cookies with chocolate - filling inside that is super gooey and amazing - - - - along with a glass of milk
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