I have descended upon this horny planet to teach the ways of no horny and cleanse the inhabitants horny souls. NOW BONK IN MY NAME LOLWLY MORTALS OR HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE MINE!!!
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THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF BONK:
1. HORNY IS BLASPHEMY
2. LOVE THE BONK, LIVE THE BONK, BE THE BONK
3. PRAISE ME FOR MY NAME IS THE ONLY TRUTH
4.BONK ALL WHO LIVE THE HORNY WAY
5. FIND THOSE WHO SEEK THE HORNY WAY TO SHOW THEM MY TRUTH
6. LOVE YOUR FELLOW DISCIPLES NO MATTER THEIR PAST
7. NEVER FALL INTO THE DEPTHS OF HORNY
8. DO NOT MISTREET THOSE WHO DO NOT KNOW MY WAY, FOR THEY ARE BLIND
9. NEVER SEEK MALICE ON THOSE WHO LIVE THE HORNY WAY FOR THEY HAVE ALREADY FALLEN
10. TRUST IN MY TEACHINGS FOR THEY ARE TRUTH
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Teachings of the temple of bonk:
No horny breathing: an ancient fighting technique created by me to fight those who live the horny way
The great bonk: a mystic technique created by one of my disciples which can purge all horny out of all who do not live the horny way
The ten commandments of bonk: a set of rules created by me to keep my disciples on the right path
Smite of bonk: an ultimate technique created by me to purge the horny out of even those who follow the horny way
The god of bonks true name: my true name is power and I give that name to the worthy.
Dominion of bonk: a passive aura which creates a pressure on all those who live the horny way. My disciples learn this to become priests of bonk.
Bonk no justu: an art created by the shinobi division of my temple. it utilises no-horny energy to create powerful attacks quickly.
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(Hey I'm just a guy who's addicted to reading and has to much time on his hands...I'm also an eternal virgin...)
NO HORNY FOR THE WIN!!!
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