Miriam

Dumb Blondes..

All angels have blonde hair... 
Ever notice that? 
My spike heels don't get caught in my earrings... 
Only my hair. 
Why do you want to be a blonde... 
People don't take you seriously now. 
The up-keep is way too expensive... 
Rolls to the salon, $100 tip for the hairdresser. 
For a fact, blondes are dumb... 
E=mc2. We can explain that. Can they? 
Blondes can get away with anything... 
'I just totalled your BMW.' 'No problem.' 
Blondes never get speeding tickets... 
Only dates with the cops who caught them. 
On a good day, blondes can't spell 'a'... 
Bad day? We can redesign the Hubble Spacecraft. 
On a good day, blondes 'can't' cook... 
Bad day? Blondes won't cook. 
Why do men prefer blondes... 
They know they can't afford the diamonds. 
Why do I prefer being a blonde... 
Maybe it's the Viking blonde... 
But it keeps everyone guessing. 
Oh DUH