Bitchplease114

I’ve got things coming and ect ect. 
          	
          	Check out my ao3 if you’re a marauders fan :)
          	
          	(Regisdrowning)

Bitchplease114

..hi
          
          Sorry I’ve not been active on here (at all) lately, I don’t really have an explanation for that.
          
          But I have a marauders Tumblr now so just thought I’d let you guys know (b1tchplease114)
          
          I’m also throwing around ideas for new fic’s?? We’ll see how that goes

Bitchplease114

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Stop bc I’m on Barty’s Harry Potter Wiki page and boy was a year younger than Reggie?? Also enjoy this quote (from Sirius, about Barty Crouch Sr)
          
          “Should have spent a bit more time at home with his family, shouldn’t he? Ought to have left the office early once in a while… get to know his son”
          
          BARTY CROUCH SR IS CANONICALLY A DICK. HE CANONICALLY IS THE ONLY REASON BARTY JOINED THE DEATH EATERS. EVEN SIRIUS BLAMES HIM
          
          Barty Crouch Sr kept his son under impiro for 13 fucking years after he (Barty) escaped Azkaban (with his fathers help) and he was also kept under an invisibility cloak??
          
          Babe… Barty Crouch Jr was driven insane by his father, and the war and casualties around him. Yeah he hasn’t been sane for years 
          
          (Yes this is me validating the behaviour of a mass murderer bc he’s my comfort character and kinnie -which should be worrying and I’ll dissect later- BUT THE POINT STILL STANDS)
          
          Also he had 12 OWLs, was in Ravenclaw and was a textbook genius. Okay bye

Bitchplease114

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I had this idea last night (shocking, I know) and like can you just listen for a second??
          
          Rangers Apprentice x Marauders fic
          
          James as Horace, Regulus as Cassandra, Remus as Alyss, Sirius as Will. Minnie as Halt & Poppy as Lady Pauline. Frank as Gilan. Alice as Jenny. Pandora as George.
          
          JUST THINK ABOUT IT CAUSE THE POTENTIAL IS LIKE FUCKING AMAZING. HORACE IS A BULLY BUT BEFRIENDS WILL AND THEYRE FUCKING BESTIES, THEY GREW UP IN A CASTLE TOGETHER, HALT ACTS ALL BIG N TOUGH BUT HES CUTE AND HAS A SOFT SPOT FOR WILL AND HORACE. HALT & PAULINE <3
          
          Obviously the AU would have to be tweaked to work a bit better for the characters and such but I think I’m on to something (I’m almost in tears I fucking love RA)

Bitchplease114

No bc then Sirius & Regulus are reunited later in the series and they become close again AND AND Sirius is the godfather to Harry,  who is the son of his best friend and his brother, like Will is godfather to Maddy, who is the daughter of his best friend and someone he loves as a sister
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Bitchplease114

My sister has her school swimming carnival tmrw and she asked me yesterday if I could teach her to do butterfly
          
          YOU CANT LEARN IN A DAY??
          
          YOURE A DANCER??
          
          ASK ME BEFORE NOW??
          
          Anyway should I start writing her eulogy now (it’s 25m sprint btw)

Bitchplease114

Regulus: no I am not going to drug James so you can pull a prank on him
          
          Sirius: c’mon reg, grow some balls
          
          Regulus: you don’t get ur way so you resort to transphobia????? Sirius Orion??? I will tell Effie on you
          
          Sirius: wha- oh
          
          
          SHUT UP THIS IS HOW I DEAL WITH WHATS GOING ON IN AMERICA ATM