Larry and Ziam

Normal people scare me
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The Rocketman? The mans rocket...
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Freddie is my Queen too
. #IwatchedhemlockgrovebecauseBillishot
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In Area 51 Roger hides the wellington video with a good resolution
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I only buy my burgers at Bob's
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I like a big boner (sorry I'm such a dog)
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My dm's are as wide open as Harrys ass is for Louis
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Fun fact: I suck at english and sometimes my skin for hickeys because it's fun.
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I ALWAYS threaten people with spoons.🥄 
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I wanna have sex with their love💚💙
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Brainfuck: I'm way too young to marry the 1D boys and I'm way too old to marry their kids... Suicide is an option. (sorry)
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not sorry
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If I could fly...I'd dress like a potato and dance the horizontal tango with the irish princess (sorry again)
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I'm high from watermelon sugar and now I think these high walls strip their dirty laundry down, but nobody is listening 
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I'm going to give Harry Styles my uterine tubes, so he and Louis can get their lil bebes
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NOW MAKE BEBE 🥄📹
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I fix a broken heart with flex tape
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He was like a father to me, I loved him like a son
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I stan 💚💙+❤️💛+🍔🇨🇮 for clear skin
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Once I touched my lamp with my toe and whispered: E.T. to call home
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Age is just a number and prison is just a place 

- teacherxstudent stories
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I'm not gay, but when I saw lizzos instagram profile for the first time I sipped a lil bit too much gay vodka (edit: Karen, you gay af)
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You single? Not anymore. I claim you, hunny. 
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If you're a sweetheart I will call you doll behind your back and start simping over you with my sister.
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Proud mum of three hens
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That moment when it's their 10th anniversary and deadass Niall posts something about sports. Pay my therapist bills, for Zayns sake!
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Pennywise is making me scared and horny
(mostly horny, tho)
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Spencer Reid is my spirit animal
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Please don't take me too seriously, I'm just clowning🤡
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Me mum @jadeismymommy (follow her or else🥄)
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I tEnD tO iNaPpRoPrIaTe BeHaViOuR
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Save the lobster 🦞