Gryffindor🦁❤️ but also an undercover secret FBI Agent😎🔫 but shhhhh that's a secret

I want Mathew Gray Gubler to stab me with a fucking fork while he talks nerdy to me.

"𝐖𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡? 𝐎𝐟 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐈 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝."

"𝙷𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚠𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛?"

Used to be Beep_Beep_Holland, Beep_Beep_Malfoy, and Beep_Beep_Chalamet but I changed my user.

If you ever wondered, it takes 1,367 licks to get to the middle and it takes 2,056 licks to finish the lollipop. #screwyouowl

• Peter Parker
•Harry Potter
• Little Tim Tim Chalamet
* Criminal Minds

I actually have no life outside of this app and it is kind of sad.

A note to my parents: if you ever find this account I'm so sorry plz don't disown me I just have no since of reality and need to read about hot men to keep me happy👁👄👁
  • In Spencer Reid’s bed with Spencer, Derek, Sirius, Remus, and James
  • JoinedDecember 25, 2018

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Beep_Beep_Gubler Beep_Beep_Gubler Sep 12, 2021 02:08PM
Went out with the shy boy I liked last year that I never thought I would have a chance with cause he’s shy asf. He’s so adorable I can’t. He wouldn’t let me pay for food tho so that makes me sad. 
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