BeachBall1031

remember how i said i was writing a story called Her Last Day? well i forgot about it until the weekend and me and my friend grinded like 2-3 chapters. so uh ill add chapters 2 and three

BeachBall1031

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just saw a play at the local community college. It was “Dog Sees God” and it was so gut renching. 
          
          think if the peanut characters (charlie brown, lucy, etc) grew up, but on crack. literally.. 
          
          
          basically they changed the names of some people, like charlie brown is CB, linus was Van, schroeder became beethoven. but for the sake of this, i will use the names of the original 
          characters.
          
          
          
          snoopy gets rabies and kills woodstalk and he gets put down. Charlie Brown wonders if there is a dog heaven. His emo sister, Pattie, changes everything every few days and is lowkey a baddie. Charlie goes a crush on gay boy, schroeder. Linus is a druggie, and everyone doesn’t like schroeder bc he’s gay. Charlie brown kisses schroeder in the music room, and then at a class party (who later make out). skip a few scenes, lucy is in prison for setting a girls hair on fire, and some guy who i forget the name of fucking shuts schroeder’s hands in the piano. casing schroeder to KILL HIMSELF. 
          
          
          anyways i was so good :3 i left out a few scenes but its okay

BeachBall1031

i got bored so me and my wife checked our bmis, pookie was good. i apparently am considered overweight. honestly, it isn’t wrong tbh

p1ottwist

@BeachBall1031 ugh I hate BMI. Every time I check mine it changes, sometimes I’m underweight and other times I’m almost overweight, but I swear my weight doesn’t change that much. As long as youre healthy and happy I wouldn’t fixate on your BMI because why give a sh-t about what society thinks :3
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livingdeaadgrl

@BeachBall1031 good idea don't fixate on ur weight! you're beautiful the way u r my sigma. :)
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BeachBall1031

like all i literally do eat, eat, and eat. 
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BeachBall1031

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TIKTOK JUST GOT FUCKING BANNED

Myathehzbin

@BeachBall1031 you can come to Australia pookie I'll let you in my house
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L1lyauna

THIS IS GONNA BE MY MOST USED APP FROM NOW ON 
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cultss_

@BeachBall1031 HELP IM NIT AMERICAN BUT PEOPLE ARE GOING ACTUALLY CRAZY
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BeachBall1031

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actually fucking crying because of my shitty honors ela teacher

PixieStixInMyCereal

@BeachBall1031 I THOUGHT YOU WERE OLDER THAN ME BUT IM OLDER THAN YOU LMAOOO
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BeachBall1031

@PixieStixInMyCereal YEAH, AM I JUST THAT COOL THAT YOU THINK IM AN OLD LADY??
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