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I am too lazy to update my biography so please enjoy this tasteful selection of quotes. If you can make it all the way to the bottom you get a reward
KURT VONNEGUT
– Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be.
– I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
– Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round & wet & crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you've got to be kind.
UNKNOWN
  Si te veux savior combien je’taime, compte les vagues. If you want to know how much I love you, count the waves.
BILLY OCEAN
Get out of my dreams, get into my car.
JOHN WATERS
If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them!
DAVID SEDARIS
When shit brings you down, just say ‘fuck it’, and eat yourself some motherfucking candy.
What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny.
I just enjoy lying on the couch and reading a [on wattpad].
SALVADOR DALI
I don’t do drugs, I am drugs.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
I have no special talent. I am just passionately curious. 
JOHN WAYNE
Life is hard; it’s harder if you’re stupid.
JOHN WATERS
Life is nothing if you’re not obsessed.
ABRAHAM MASLOW
Don’t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
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The reward is A VIRTUAL UNICORN AND A RED VELVET CUPCAKE.
I actually had this kick ass bio that was funny and informative but then Wattpad pulled a double and deleted it so I hope my quotes made you smile as for the information...
My name is Light.
I am 14. A Taurus.
Sophomore.
Writing is my life. I get so distracted though for example... this bio is keeping me from writing right now. Music is my life line. Youtubers are bae.
I have a degree in Baeology, the study of baes, from Sexy Beast University (GO HOTTIES)
I Love You and I wanna be your friend.
Currently Working on: Masked.
Er. Syd. Court.
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