These are my interests and shit down below this.
I'm a guy. I like Shampoo Bottles, Pelvic Meatloaf, Heavy Metal Music, #Smitty (MittyXSmitty), Muscle Fucking Cars (the old ones, models from '62-'70s), Nova, Mustang, Torino, Ford, Pianos, Knives, Sharp Things, Fire, More Fire, Double Fire, Pyromania, tons of shit.
I'm a fucking bear. I like Metal and Rock music and Piano Music. Fancy ass mothafucka here. I'm a pyromaniac who don't give a fuck about shit.
Ask me anything and I'll answer it. Doesn't matter what it is.
Following
Stories by Smitty
The Adventures of Awsty The Frigge...
This is a big book of the Tales and Adventures of a Fancy Mo'Fuckin Bear named Awsty.
Shadows
Another little short story, sort of based on things that's been happening to me lately. So yeah, I can contin...
Midget Children.
AwstyBear has run into some trouble with small children, what shall he do?