Love Me Some Pizza

Alright, let's see. How can I give you a summary of myself in a way that's informative, yet creative so you don't doze off? Okey ...okey, I'll give it a shot: 

- If I were in the Hunger Games, I'd get chosen on the day of the reaping and slip and fall during the countdown so the mines around me activated and exploded.

- If I were in Supernatural, I'd be the first five minutes of an episode (aka the girl who goes downstairs to check out what the noise was, only to get beheaded by some freaky vampire-octopus-ghost creature. Seriously, it didn't even have arms and I STILL lost the fight?? *sigh* The guys then come to investigate, but hey, I'm dead so I wouldn't even know). 

- If I were in the Maze Runner, I'd probably want to be a Runner ... and actually succeed in becoming one! Pretty awesome so far, right? Things are going my way and maybe I can actually make it for once? Nope. Turns out I have chronic knee pain lmao. Slopper next, amiright?

- If I were in Percy Jackson, I'd be a mere mortal. Not even a tiny Oracle, I'm telling you. I'd probs have a gun tho. That's cool right? Yeah, no, you're right, it's a safety hazard. I'd probably shoot myself  by accident in the freakin eyebrow or something idk

- If I were in Harry Potter, I'd be a Ravenclaw (*finger guns* free Pottermore™©®™™ promo). And I'd probably have an insane crush on Harry, I mean come on? Nerdy, super awkward guy with glasses and a fatal destiny? I'm here for it. And yeah that's pretty much it. Nothing more happens, except I turn in all my homework. 

Wow okay. Now I'M dozing off.... but there ya have it. I'm not a very good egg. Doesn't mean I'm not trying, tho. I try very hard. I try too hard. I'm Jenny btw. 19year old uni student and in perpetual denial about it. And really, I'm the biggest amateur writer there is, so if you read and actually enjoy my stuff then you must be some kind of angel