Avis |Tortured Poet|

Eu como queijo. 
          
           @juhdotwice did I do it right? 

If my boyfriend. Calls my 70 year old grandfather hot. ONE. MORE. TIME. I’m crashing out ✌️

Unarguably the best bridge of all time;
          
          Were you sent by someone
          Who wanted me dead?
          Did you sleep with a gun underneath our bed?
          Were you writing a book?
          Were you a sleeper cell spy?
          In fifty years will all this be declassified?
          And you'll confess why you did it
          And I'll say, "Good riddance"
          'Cause it wasn't sexy once it wasn't forbidden
          I would've died for your sins
          Instead I just died inside
          And you deserve prison, but you won't get time
          You'll slide into inboxes and slip through the bars
          You crashed my party and your rental car
          You said normal girls were "boring"
          But you were gone by the morning
          You kicked out the stage lights, but you're still performing
          And in plain sight you hid
          But you are what you did
          And I'll forget you, but I'll never forgive
          The smallest man who ever lived
          

And in plain sight you hid, but you are what you did.
          
          And i’ll forget you, but i’ll never forgive
          the smallest man who ever lived

I fucking sprained my ankle right before cheer nationals-

WHO LET KIT CONNOR GET A BAD HAIRCUT?!

I JUST THREW A BUG AT A SHOE

My dad fr just left a bunch of Peeps in my room and expected me to not be a fatass and eat them all at 11:45 at night-
          
          (All the peeps are gone >:>)

I’m his ladyyy 

WHO THE FUCK ARE CHLOE, SAM, SOPHIA, AND MARCUS AND WHAT DID Y’ALL DO TO TAYLOR.