Atomic Toaster (purchased on 13/08/96):
Not your ordinary household appliance.

-Keep away from barnacle-encrusted wiener monsters.
-Toaster has no brain. Use your own.
-Toaster might explode.
-Toaster might spew rainbow donuts.
-Toaster powers on pony fart.
-Batteries not included. Toaster does not run on batteries.

Enjoys: Gaming, dragon riding, epic music, fantasy-related shizz
Skills: Dragon-taming
Trying to learn: Telekinesis



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  • Singapore
  • JoinedOctober 19, 2011


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AtomicToaster AtomicToaster Apr 27, 2016 08:02PM
This site has seriously gone to shit, I'm so freaking irritated right now ahsdufahiesfhasda I can't edit my chapters properly, everything is so buggy and slow AF. WTFBBQ.
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