Athenathebrainybxtch

Lmao I haven't been online since forever 

Athenathebrainybxtch

UM HELLO. HELLO.

Athenathebrainybxtch

I HAVE DIED EVERY DAY WAITING FOR YOU
          THE PIZZA STILL HAS NOT COME TO MY DOORSTEP
          FOR A THOUSAND YEARS
          IVE WAITED FOR A THOUSAND YEARS
          I HAVE DIED IN MY BRAIN WANTING PIZZA
          BUT SOMEHOW IT NEVER CAME
          TO MY DOORSTEP
          O JUST LET ME STARVE, OH JUST LET ME STARVE!!

Athenathebrainybxtch

AREN'T WEDDINGS LOVELY? YOU GET TO WITNESS A JOINING OF TWO PEOPLE, SEE THEM VOW TO LOVE EACH OTHER FOR THE REST OF THEIR SHORT LIVES, AND YOU GET TO EAT CAKE.
          
          
          YOU AGREE WITH ME, DO YOU NOT, @AlyssaPhoenix33????????