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// How it would go if Sasori met a duplicate of himself:
Sasori 1: So you're me...
Sasori 2: I see you can process information, well done Einstein, have a cookie.
Sasori 1: Excuse me? I don't look like I have bedhead, ugly-ass.
Sasori 2: You literally just insulted yourself, you circumcized shit.
Sasori 1: You did unto yourself as well, as I am you.
Sasori 2: I'm aware, but I'm not insecure about it.
Sasori 1: Neither am I.
Sasori 2: Good.
Sasori 1: Good.
Sasori 1: HOLY SHIT, THE OTHERS ARE WAITING!
Sasori 2: AH FUCK! WE'RE 3 MINUTES LATE!
Sasori 1: COME ON THEN, IF WE DISOBEY TRAFFIC LAWS, WE CAN MAKE IT 10 MINUTES EARLY.
Sasori 2: OKA- Wait, what were we going to do?
Sasori 1: Uhhhhmmmmm, uhhhhhhh, mmmmm, shiiiiiiiiit
Sasori 2: I want to dieeeeeeee.
Sasori 1: Sameeeee.
Sasori 2: Where were the others supposed to meet us?
Sasori 1: The park, I think.
Sasori 2: Ah, that's just a walk down the street.
Sasori 1: Well, let's go then.
*At the door, the tips of their index fingers brush, they look deeply into each other's eyes, as if time itself stopped.*
Sasori 1: Such beautiful gray eyes...
Sasori 2: You too...
Sasori 1: Would it be incest-
Sasori 2: It'd simply be masturbation, self love.
Deidara: *bursts through the door, hitting both Sasoris* DUDE, THE PARK EXPLODED! IT WAS AWESOME!
Deidara: Uhhh, I'll excuse myself.
