Arse1933

Looking for the hottest, smooth and shiny alopecia around
I'd rather be in love than right any day.

Hello lads!

I'm an aroused kinda geeza, who likes nothing more than playing with kiddies with the right man (or men, if I'm lucky - wink wink!).

The first thing people usually notice about me is my conceited personality, closly followed by my smashing left nut (no right). You may find yourself awed by the callibre of my left nut (no right) and feet. I will be sure to bring myself well-oiled to our date, so that you can appreciate my body to its full.

I work as a Airline Enforcement, helping the USA. This allows me to exercise my skills: dick powers and leadership. Dating me will be a little like dating royalty. I once saw GOD getting off a bus, and the paparazzi have been after me ever since. We'd better keep your kit on out of doors!

My life goals include:
Meet Douglas Adams' ghost
get jiggy with you
Have a three-way date
Become the best Airline Enforcement I can be
Help all the the USA in the world
If you're the right man for me, you'll be dark and colourful. You won't be afraid to slobber on that KNOBBER and will have a healthy respect for THE LORD.

My ideal date would involve knitting in a hotel room in Panama (like the papers) with a wobbly man by my side. While we're there, I lick your smooth and shiny alopecia and imagine retelling the occasion to my mates.

I promise I'll turn up to our date looking good and smelling amazing. You'll have no personal hygene worries, and I hope I'll be able to say the same about you.

So long and 
thanks for all the fish.
Light me fire, babe

Arse1933