Ari & Chompy

Misses  @The_Aristocrat and  @CrayonChomper and Messrs Julian Pitt and Finn Wallace, Purveyors of Aids to Magical Mischief-Makers are proud to present: THE MARAUDER'S MAP

Some things you need to know about ARI (by Chompy)
1. Her OTPL (one true paper love -- yes, that's a thing she invented) is Julian Pitt.
2. Can fangirl and flail like nobody's f*cking business.
3. Gives awesome compliments ... but sucks at receiving them.
4. She is a chicken-- a very proud chicken.

"I AM SARA, SUCK IT!" - Ari

Some things you need to know about CHOMPY (by Ari)
1) Her OTPL is Finn Wallace.
2) She is a vending machine, an awkward and non-money taking, vending machine.
3) Her imagination = overload of sexiness.
4) A french fry with a multi-personality disorder. (She sometimes thinks she's pizza. VERY SERIOUS >.>)

"I AM LENNON, FUCK YEAH!" - Chompy

Join us as we attempt to be funny and witty ... where we'll probably just end up being a bit delusional, a tad awkward and a whole lot of crazy. 

Eitherway, you're going to have a blast.

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Accomplishments: 
8-21-2013
Teen Fiction #9
Humor # 10


Ask us questions!: 
http://ask.fm/CrayonChomper
http://ask.fm/The_Aristocrat