Ariadne and Elliot!

Hello and welcome to the Eli & Ari Show! Where we do amazing things like jumping off of buildings, and fishing with live sharks! Tee~hee, I just kidding! We're just two siblings who love writing stories with each other. First things first, no one calls Eli Eli except me! You ca-

I'M GONNA POP SOME TAGS!! ONLY GOT 20$ IN MY POCKET!! THIS IS HELLA AWESOME!!!

-Sorry about that, my sister is kind-of a wackjob about Macklemore's Thriftshop, I could just care less. I don't care if you wear my Grandad's clothes, just wash and return before my G-pa gets back from Honolulu.

CAN I TALK NOW!! I WANNA TELL 'EM SOME STUFF!!

Sure, Eli, talk.

YAAYY!! Okay, *Regains amazing composure and shocks all with exquisite vocabulary* I would simple love to elucidate all of you conspicuously exquisite commoners-okay, snore!-this is some dope shiznit 'bout me and my baby sister. GANGSTA YOLO!!!

~We both absolutely adore the Hunger Games, Percy Jackson seriess, and Diary of a Nerd novels, and are completely in the process of trying to create a Percy Jackson-like book right now, but keep having to erase it because our minds won't ever be as amazing as Rick Riordian.
~We were born on April 1st, but on different years, Ariadne was born to our loving parents in 1999, I was born to the devils in 1997, sorry mom and dad, love ya!
~Elliot is a wild, manipulative, sexy, cool, awesome, amazing, hot, attractive person, while I am always stern, uptight, and I never try to break rules, I am such a downer...
~Elliot wrote the last fact, which is completely false.
~IS NOT!
~I like cookies
~I think we are out of facts, so yeah, probably enough to basically know who we are as siblings, so yeah, MkAi Bye!

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