Captain Redstar

NOT RELEVANT 
          
          DON’T READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW THAT YOU STARTED READING THIS, DON’T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
          Say your name 10 times
          Say your moms name 10 times
          Say your crush’s name 10 times
          
          Send this to 15 people.
          If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.
          But if you read this and ignore it, you will have very bad luck.
          SEND THIS TO FIFTEEN PEOPLE IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE, PRESS THE SPACEBAR AND YOUR CRUSH’S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS OH THE SCREEN.
          THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS)

Are you still alive captain?
          We have won as the moonbli army
          The last remaining leader of the winterwacher army has gone inactive.

Previews out for mah book

Hey fellas the preview is out for my book

Hello 
          Goodbye 
          Good day

Hi yes I’m alive who had a coffe

IM BACK FROM THE DEAD

Are you still alive sir?

Hi

*contomplates for a moment* 
          *sighs* 
          *flips coin*  
          *updates oneshot*