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Y'all this was my essay prompt this week T0T :
          Essay Prompt 9: If you could recommend one book to a friend or classmate as one that you think he or she just has to read, what would it be and why?
          
          ...SRSLY WHAT BOOK SHOULD I -
          
          ...Okay though my teachers are probably tired of me ranting about PJO and all that modern stuff.
          
          ...LET'S TRY SOMETHING CLASSICAL!
          
          And that, everyone, is how I ended up choosing The Odyssey by Homer.
          (The translation by Samuel Butcher.)
          
          No cuz like I still remember the first line 'Tell me, O Muse, of that ingenious hero who travelled far and wide after he had sacked the famous town of Troy' -
          
          ...And so I asked my parent when he got me The Iliad and The Odyssey.
          
          He said it was when I was 6 ~ 7 years old.
          
          HUHHHHHHHHHH!?
          
          WTF -
          
          WHAAAA -
          
          HOLY SCHIST -
          
          Me, five minutes after comprehending what he just said :
          
          That has literally GOT to be my biggest flex of my life T0TTTT -

Hiiiiii!
          FUCK YOU KK I HATE CHAINMAIL But whatever if I do this I'm like instantly sending it to 71 people IDK if anyone will read it but. Yeah. It's still sentttttt so.
          
          Hi my name is Carmen Winstead. I'm 17 years old. I am very similar to you. Did I mention to you that I'm dead? A few years
          ago a group of girls pushed me down a sewer hole to try and embarrass me. When I didn't come back up the police came.The girl said that I had fell and everyone believed them. The police found my body in the sewer. I had a broken neck and my face was torn off. Send this message to 15 people after you listened the whole message if you value your life. A boy called David received this message. He just left and deleted it. When he was in the shower he heard laughing. My laughter. He got really scared and rushed to his phone to repost this message but he was too late. The next morning his mom entered his bedroom and all she found was a message written in his blood saying 'You will never have him back'. No one has found his body yet because he is with me. A girl
          called Charlotte received this message and she immediately sent it to 25 people, 10 more than required. I still watch over every second of her life to make sure that she is safe and to keep her and everyone close to her out of danger. Send this to 15 people in
          the next five minutes if you don't want your fate to be the same as David's. Your time starts now.the story is true you can research it on Google.
          
          
          ...Bye.

Happy 4th of July to anyone who celebrates!
          
          
          Althoughhhh technically it's the 5th cuz I'm in Japan but stillllll -

Bruh my parents are probably wondering wtf happened to me cuz my parents just scolded (Read : Made me wanna leave dis world <Insert Upside Down Smiling Face Emoji Cuz Why Not> - ) meeeeeee and well I went upstairs but FSR I STARTED LAUGHING LIKE A DERANGED PSYCHOPATH HUHHHHHHHHHHHH Like honestly I'm confused myself but ehhhh who cares. Oh yeah and my fRiEnD just started ignoring me cuz I was talking to the teacher and couldn't asnwer her so. Ohhhhhh and I have extra cramschool homework like ugh. And I'm pretty sure I just made like a teacher hate me today. Oh and my parents... well I think that's self-explanatory. 
          Anywaysssssss adios!

LITERALLY NO ONE :
          Both of my male cousins that are like 4 years older than me : Hey <Insert My Name>?
          Me : Yeah?
          The male cousins : お前はもう、死んでいる!
          Me : Wtf (In Japanese cuz iNsTiNcT) -
          Said cousins : No! You're supposed to say '何!?'!
          Me : 
          Me : Guys I hate to break it to you but. When someone tells you that you're already dead in a strange, weird voice, you don't say 'Wdym', you say 'Wtf, do you need to go to a mental hospital, are you ok, do you need help?'. CUZ WDYM 'You're already dead' I'M LITERALLY ALIVE RIGHT HERE ARE YOU HALLUCIANATING!? Like I get it when you say that in some uh melodramatic outdated anime but SRSLY. THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE, PLEASE DON'T EXPECT ME TO QUOTE EVERY JAPANESE ANIME (Which, by the way, is made to be dramatic because it's Japanese) EXACTLY AS IT IS AND IGNORE LITERAL COMMON SENSE THAT... uhm... I still follow. Like, only the ones I follow cuz like my left side of the brain is never right and there's nothing left in my right side of my brainnnnnn soooo I don't actually have that much common sense but WHATEVER. STILL.
          Me : Baiiiiiiiii ~

I just published a new chapter of SOH and I made an extras book! :D

I just went home from a three-day field trip and the first thing my parents told me when I got home were :
          
          Mom : Where tf were you, why weren't you in cramschool, it costs money.
          Dad : (This is during my uh cramschool that I had 10 minutes after I got home) Why aren't you preparing dinner where are you hurry up if you don't prepare from now on I'm not letting you eat.
          
          Like tbh lmfao but guys I JUST CAME HOME FROM A HAUNTED WEIRD PLACE MY FRIEND ALMOST DIED AND MY OTHER FRIEND BARFED AND I'M FUCKING TIRED RN CHILL -

what God/Goddess should I do next?

Would my parents reminisce me… or at least think about me… if I went to Asphodel?

Apollo cabin joined us already