19 & beautiful 😌

As you can pretty much guess, I'm:
a) a dick lover,
b) just a little, kinda, tad bit narcissistic 😌
c) and holy shit, I'm annoying 😂

But if you can stand me, I'll give you lots of love.

I've been on wattpad since the Jurassic period (that's 2015) and I've left a ton of embarrassing & NC16 comments on a lot of gay books here. So if you happen to stumble across one of them...um that's not me anymore!

Currently applying for a role as a friend (I'm lonely 😞) Here's my resume:

- Media student in his final year 👨‍🎓
- 3 Michelin star chef...at cooking ramen 🍜
- Father of 2 cute plushies 🧸
- Obsessed with ASMR Japanese cooking videos
- Even MORE obsessed with Whitney Houston (and the oldies)
- But I do jam to Lizzo because I'm a bad bitch
- I don't think I'm using these dashes correctly 😂

I can hardly type without emojis or stickers so expect lots of them!

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I love reading random comments and I'll try to reply to all of them ❤️
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Anywhore Anywhore Oct 14, 2019 02:11PM
Really wanna watch the dare project but I’m a broke bitch :( Anyone wanna watch too and we can split the cost? I’ll love you forever
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