@AnikaSN1098
This is for Orchid since she couldn’t sing it last week:
HE’S A SEMIAQUATIC EGG LAYING MAMMAL OF ACTION
And the ladies all swoon when they hear him say: (platypus noises)
HE’S PERRY, PERRY THE PLATYPUS
Mah friend’s birthday party is today! We’re going bowling and I’m so excited to destroy everyone MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
…with bumpers. Because I can’t bowl without bumpers.
iM sO bOrEd UgGgGgGgHhHh
My identity has been fluctuating between ace and demisexual for a WHILE now and I still haven’t come to a decision. I just know that I’m definitely on the ace spectrum and that’s about it. I’m probably just gonna end up being demisexual again like the other times this happened but idk-
Send help
Autocorrect said send hell, at this point that’s what I’m saying lmaoooo T_T
@AnikaSN1098 I feel you. I’m gender-fluid and sapphic, but it took a while for me to figure that out. Just be patient with yourself, and it will (probably) come into place. Just remember to not force yourself to be something you’re not. (Sorry if this was crappy advice, I’m really bad at giving advice.)
My bff: *is walking somewhere*
Me: *follows her* Where are you going
Her: Doesn’t respond
Me: Ok…
Her: Why are you following me?
Me: Where are you going tho?
Her: Still doesn’t respond and is now 10 feet away
Me: Where are you going?
Her: Says something inaudible
Me: What?
Her: You can come if you want.
Me: BUT WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
Her: Says something inaudible again and is now 20 feet away
Me: WTF?!
Either my attention span and hearing is terrible, or I was just hallucinating.
@-thqt-friend_ Absolutely! Kid bullied you at school? Just walk towards the light! Just kidding, I’m not promoting child su!c!de rn-
Do u publish on Neobook?
Studying for a bio quiz and I’m bored as hell. I hate school sometimes. How y’all doing?
Sooooooo how are y’all? I’ve somewhat gotten over the whole 86% presentation thing. Emphasis on somewhat.
I GOT AN 86 ON MY PRESENTATION UUGGHHHHHHH KILL ME NOW
THE ONLY WAY TO BOOST MY GRADE IS THE TIMED WRITE, WHICH IS AN ESSAY WRITTEN IN ONE CLASS PERIOD! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
UGH MY PRESENTATION WAS SO BAD! I LITERALLY ALMOST PASSED THE TIME LIMIT! And you know what I did instead of finishing? I JUST STOPPED! WITH LIKE 3 SLIDES LEFT!