SomDUDE

I haven’t the faintest idea as to why you would even think about followng somebody like me, let alone actially do it. But it is very much appreciated, thank you, and In return, I’ll follow you back.

YaDucky

Hey you, person!
          
          Read all of it! I mean it!
          
          If you were murdered, I wouldn't be at your funeral... I'd be in jail for murdering the person who killed you.
          
          We are true friends.
          
          We ride together.
          
          We die together.
          
          Send this to all the people you care about, including me. If i get this back, thank you. After you've read this letter, you must send this to 15 people, including me.