FUCKING SHE/HER BUT WATTPAD KEEPS CHANGING IT. I'M A FUCKING WOMAN AND PROUD BITCH.

If I don't update I'm probably deployed or dead. Usually I don't hope for the latter, but there's always the third option which is depressed.

I am not a man. I am also not American. I work for the British military. Don't come after me just because I know how to shoot a gun. It's my job, firearms are not exclusively American.

This account is mine. However occasionally my best friend will log on and binge read books. So anything other than f1 is her. If you find me babbling away in Russian, it's probably not me but you never know.


Funny how every second of my life, every achievement, every exam, college, university, graduation, everything has led up to me telling stories on a global platform.