My name's Ally, I'm a 17 year old "author" from Michigan. Just another nerd with too much time on her hands. My favorite fruit is the Coconut, my favourite drink is Gingerale. My favourite word is the German word for Spaghetti/Pasta, Kabelsalat, literally "Cable Salad". My favourite color is flannel. I like to write about all kinds of things, and I like to read all kinds of things. I'm politically active, well-educated and, if I do say so myself, pretty darn smart. Of course, reading my stories might not really express that? My biggest pet peeves are the crinkling of plastic chip bags, attention fishing, and the sound and texture of eating Jello. Seriously, have you ever experienced that? It's disgusting. Like stepping in a gooey pile of guts. Eugh.  I'm about half fluent in German, I'm red-green colorblind, and Love to write.
I write mostly trash, but It's a fine kind of fermented trash.
A trash like leaving your food in the garbage for a few months, you know? Like, It's been in there for SO long, it's a whole new level of olfactory torture, to the point where you almost kind of appreciate the effort and time that went in to it. Like, something so disgusting that you can't help but marvel at how terrible it is and be impressed, and you point and go "That's garbage" and then you get all your friends and say "Dude, check out this garbage, I just smelled it the other day and It's pretty awful."
What I'm trying to say is: My stories are crap but some people like em.