@AlienPossumRat
Manny, holding Argit by the collar of his orange jacket over a large chasm with the end of a bridge on the other side: This time I insist we hurl the foul beast.
Argit, struggling to save himself: And I insist we push ‘Muscles’ over the side of the cliff.
Manny: To what end?
Argit: Yours!
Argit: So story time. A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells ‘who the fuck fucked my wife!?’ Everybody’s silent for a second. Then a guy in the back of the bar said ‘mate you ain’t got enough bullets.’ *starts laughing after telling the story again*
// Argit has made a comeback y’all
Julie: what's your option on ferrets?
@Julie_Yamamoto //I kinda fell off this one lol. xD and I had to reset the password and everything. Argit: I have no reason to care about these earthling creatures other than the ones people keep assuming I am
@Julie_Yamamoto ///its been five months xD Julie: they are these super cute fuzzy animals. Weird that you don't know what they are
I completely misunderstood pride month. who wants to buy 15 lions?
@Julie_Yamamoto Melanie: Yeah I’m set on it, they just got new wallpaper in their ritual room and i think it look great with claw marks: Either that or i can pull a carole baskin or something.
@xxxTheGoldenGirlxxx @AlienPossumRat Julie: I- favorite room? Your still not set on the 'set them loose at my parent's place' are you?
Argit: If you don’t like your subs toasted you don’t love yourself.
Kevin: I never heard that expression before, what do you mean?
Kevin: Hold on you mean sandwiches.
Argit: Yup.
*After Pierce’s death and after the Servantis arc*
Argit, sipping his drink: You know, technically we were that quill boy’s dads.
Kevin: What in the absolute fuck makes you think we’re Pierce’s dads?
Argit: C’mom Kevin, it was my dna and your mutation powers that allowed Servantis to mutate that kid.
Kevin: Shut the fuck up, I hate it when you say dumb shit that makes sense!
Argit: Kevin buddy I need you to do me a favor. I promise I won’t backstab you.
Kevin: Why the fuck you lyin’? Why you always lyin’ mmmm oh my God. Stop fucking lyin’!
@MorningstarIstheBest Mel: I was just thinking we could use another taxidermy piece for the parlor.
@xxxTheGoldenGirlxxx & @AlienPossumRat Michael: okay one, Mel sweetheart, you will regret that later. And two, *cracks neck and eyes start glowing as he looks at Argit* say zombie again, and I'll turn you into road kill
Gwen: You made me buy drugs! You made me an accomplice in drugs!
Argit: Hey! I sell them and give the money to charity!
Argit: No, I don’t really do that
@HybridOsmosian @AlienPossumRat ///someone forgot about Ship huehuehue Julie: Ship, battle mode *Ship suddenly jumps out of her tennis bag and leaps happily on Julie. In a few moments Julie was now starting over the two with her tennis racket now upgraded* I have a solution to those alien quills of yours. It's called Mechamorph armor. *Julie said amused*
@Julie_Yamamoto Argit: What’s that supposed to do? Kevin: I’m with Argit on this one. What can a racket do against alien quills that can knock you out?
@HybridOsmosian Julie: *flushes and glares at Argit* Okay Argit, I'm about to make myself important. *grabs tennis racket*
Argit, is being held up by Kevin: …Do I even weigh anything to you?
Kevin: It’s like holding a couple of grapes.
Argit: What the fuck?