AhmedTheSloth

@EsmeButcherd @DokuMitsu I'm not quite sure how you thought that someone called Ahmed was a girl, but I'm glad you enjoyed the story.

AhmedTheSloth

Now that I'm finally writing again after about three years, I'm going to be uploading future work under a different account. So if you'd like more (and hopefully better written) stories involving death and stupidity and weird shit and people yelling at each other, head on over to wattpad.com/user/Ziltoidia.

abrisucks

you're so funny!! it's really true though in you story how not to write a wattpad story how everyone spaces so much to make it seem long xD and with not adding spaces to their words lol... i'll be honest i accidentally do that because i have this very crappy keyboard that doesn't space out my words very well :D

shiviocallagh

If you do another how not to write a wattpad story do one about the gammy band one direction it extremely annoying when i see a headline like 'Babysitting For One Direction' or 'One Direction Behind My Stove'. I think Your Completely right about when there are loads of seths in storys and mr. aiden belly dancing with whipped cream on his nipples i laughed so hard i woke up my sisters 

JuliaBm

well since your user name is ahmedthesloth im assuming you like sloths well i love sloths so i think we should be fwienddsss :) and your story how not to write a story on wattpad is the best and it seriously pisses me off when people put the whole lyrics for a song in the story like yeah 8-D