AetherSerpent

I am not a good writer, so I'm really sorry if my books suck ass. But I do like to read, so send my suggestions! X3
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I like:

-Dirty jokes {jokes in general, I guess}

-WattPad

-Guys (hehehehe)

-YouTube

-People who don't say "legit" or "literally me"

-Fanfiction/Books in general

-Long "I Like" lists

-That last one was a joke

-Ha ha, aren't I clever?

-I bet many of you didn't even bother reading this far!

-Or this far!

-Or THIS FAR!

-I need to end this
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Oh my ducking God {I cuss, I just like the word "ducking" more than "fucking"} you read to the bottom.
Hey, hey, wanna hear a joke?
What do you call a train that eats too much?
A CHEW CHEW TRAIN!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!
Please comfort me. I need friends and mental therapy.

Bye dickheads! ^•x•^