Inspired by the fear of being average
You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now
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*breaks in and raids pantry*
Hey, this is Dex (@-dextraction)
For all you stalkers out there...
Name: Dragon/Oreo Queen
Address: 619 Itanimulli street, Hell, Antarctica, Earth, Solar System, Universe
*stuffs Dex in a bag and struts in* Mkay, so this be Ana ( @acaciaxx- ) and I'm sexier than Dragon ;)
Dex: *gets out and whacks 'Ana' with bag* e.e
Ana: This girl is up for sale, she costs ALL THE GODDAMNED MONEY IN THE WORLD PLUS SOME AND YOU CAN'T AFFORD HER COS SHE'S PRICELESS, BISH. PRICELESS MERCHANDISE THAT BE GORGEOUS AND #TOOGOODFORU.
Anywayys, if you mess with this girl, I shall mess with your face and that's just the gist of it. Kapish? Kapohsasdfghjkl.
Dragon: Maybe kapohsasdfghjkl can be our always...
Ana: She's sweet as sugah and apricots on Saturday afternoons, but she's also scary as death on Monday mornings. She's got fire for breaths and hair for flipping, but she still uses 'cx' all the time cause she's just a cutie patootie- *pauses to poke her*. She doesn't like people poking her irl ;)
Dex: Except me *pokes her*
Ana: I call her watermelon cos I like watermelon and I like her, but you can't cos you're not special like me *glares at you, the person reading this* If you dare do it, I will kill you with a mother loving pizza.
Dex: *eats the pizza*
Ana: If you wanna marry her, just consult me about it EVEN though the only people worthy of her love are me and maybe that guy up there ^^
Dex: *raises eyebrow* Maybe? Great to see you think so highly of me...
Ana: And giving you the idea you could marry her, is just a spawn for a plan to kidnap you, stalker. STALKER. Like, dude, just message her somewhere, easy af...
Dex: *cough* Remember the 'mother loving pizza'. *cough*
Other special people: Olly, Tiara
- In your nightmares
- JoinedJune 16, 2014