Storyfinder, Explorer, Meditation Practioner, Idea Agent, 2012 survivor.

Ninja in Training.

A martial artist who trained in different styles.

Pantless Jogger.

King of Lies. 

The 7th Avenger.

I was a gangster

I always drop my phone on my face when texting laying down.

I get mini heart attacks when my wallet isn't in my pocket.

I like narrating things thoroughly.

I will lick you if you come into my personal space.

The fastest way to a man's heart is through the chest cavity.

Call me maybe?