Stan the Great

 I’m coming for your crown.

 I just realized my friend and I are Cable and Deadpool.

 And it doesn’t stop there!!!
          
           Another one of my friends was alone the entire time and I didn’t realize it until the very end.

 And the Shittiest Friend of the Year Award goes to me!

 I think I just failed a friend. My one goal was for her to finally talk to her. . what’s the word for a 100% platonic crush??? Anyways, I ended up spending the entire time chatting with her friend and the. . once again, 100% platonic crush.
          
           I’m such a fucking idiot.

 A police officer raised the middle finger at me today and it really made my day. (:

 I skip almost all my detentions but somehow I don’t have a “U” on my report card.

 One day, I want to wait for a teacher to come up to me, and just shout “Stranger danger!” and run away from being reprimanded for whatever it is I did.

 I’ve legit never talked to Jizena ever in my history of using the Internet, but every time I write something, wether it be a draft for Dank Diaries or a fanfiction, I feel like I’m letting them down.

 “I want Madonna to pin me up against a wall, kiss me, and tell me I’m a piece of shit.”
          
          
           Thanks, Netflix. I’m using this quote forever.