@AQRONLOVESYLIME
Guys I'm genuinely scared for my dumb ass friend, they ate a fucking condom
HELP SOME GUY IS KEEPING TELLING ME THAT HE HAS A CRUSH ON ME AND I DON'T LIKE HIM BACK WHAT DO I DO SINCE HE SAID HE'S GONNA FIND WHERE I LIVE
@AQRONLOVESYLIME OMFG HELP AUUZKQD (Tell the school person or sum shit)
I think I'm pregnant guys
I ate shoe in accident in 4th grade once
Guys im keep hitting my friends in accident (Totally) and they actually hit harder than me now, like either I should pinch them now or just make their life a living hell or smth
@StanTeam_Escope I just punched them rn and they hit my fucking stomach
*Dies*
HELP I JUST GOT ON AND CHECKED MY NOTIFICATIONS AND I HAVE 234
I threw my cat out the window
My fucking username sounds like I love slime
