Actually a potato

Pyrite is a pretentious amateur writer, with a knack for angsty themes, kick-ass action, and tooth rotting fluff. Their works are usually in third person, as they hate how one sided first person stories are.

They usually put out promises unkept, but that's because they have a really horrible case of being injected with a whole gallon of Murphy's Law at childbirth.

Pyrite loves unique pairings, ones rarely shown even in fanfiction. They're not quirky, they just really like how Peter said, "Please don't put your eggs in me." To Mantis. So they have a dream of one day making Peter put his 'eggs' in Mantis.

They're not crazy, nor quirky, they just like making stuff that isn't available for fans to enjoy. Like how nobody has made a damn Female Tony Stark fanfiction in this god forsaken site.

So, you want to get your fill of Spidey/Sable?

Not enough Technoblade/AllanahVA?

Can't find any Sherlock/Simza?

You keep your fingers crossed, they might deliver.

Also, they have an AO3 account: https://archiveofourown.org/users/4spir3_2_Writ3