Confuzzled_Patton

hi human :D are u stll posting on this acc lol

You updated it. You really did it. I have been waiting a year for it, and possibly longer since this is my new account.

Happy birthday to Hitoshi Shinso and Natsuo Todoroki 
          
          
          
          I mean also me but they're the important ones 

My parents: *yells at me for being emotional when they made me delete a tiktok account with hundreds of followers*
          
          Me: *starts crying because I hate being yelled at* 
          
          My parents: *yell at me more because apparently crying is disrespectful* 
          
          Me: *cries harder and tries to get away so I can calm down*
          
          My parents: *keep me there to finish yelling at me for having social media*
          
          I could go on but it's just a loop from here but they eventually just left me alone. My dad just stormed out while my mom tried to 'comfort' me by saying that people on the internet ar eassholes and arent worth my time and I just- bitch what?
          Are you really telling me, when you made me cry, that the people i talk to to calm down and the people that actually give a shit about what I feel are assholes?
          
          Yup. Lifes fucking great.
          
          

Dont be surprised if my accounts gone in a few days, my parents decided that since I showed my face on social media they have to do phone checks because they're worried that I'll become a slut 
          Because, ya know
          14 year old nerds with anxiety do that type of shit

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! 

Nobody:
          My mind randomly: somebody come get heerrrrrr she dancing like a striiipppeeeerrrr
          
          New ghost king and oliver queen updated tomorrow (at like 2am) or tonight, I just need to edit <3

*begrudgingly puts down fanfic and works on essay due tonight*

*spend a a lot of time texting crush and has gay panic* 
          Hmmmmmm I need to-
          *bleaches and eyes hair bright red*
          Much better 
          *continues to text crush*

Also I forgot mar 14 was pie day and I'm mad now-