Catriana (Fake, but address me as it if you like, I like it)

You like goats? Really? Well where I come from there are goats everywhere. And they are so smart. Everyday we have to wait for one to cross on the pedestrian crossing. You can have them all. Take 'em.

Whats amazing about your user name is that my sister's name is Angel and she likes goats. xD

Can I please say how sorry I am about everything. I've been highly unwell for the last few months and haven't been able to do any of my writing, reading, or editing. I really am sorry. I will try to catch up as soon as possible.

Would you mind reading my story, Cutting Holes in Time? I have 5 chapters, and I'll be upsetting almost every day. It would literally mean the world to me if a few people who read this and you took a look at it! You seem like a really nice possession, and I'm reading Flowers on Your Empty Grave. It's really good!

Anyone know a way to hide a story so it's still saved but no-one but you can see it?
          I know I already said this, but I REEEEALLY need a way! And if you know for sure there isn't a ways please tell me that!!!

Anyone know a way to hide a story so it's still saved but no-one but you can see it?

And my profile is officially off hold! Expect me to catch up on some reading, plus I'm going to update From the Back, The Wrong Words, and a FoyEG update should also be coming up for... ummm... Let's say a week? I want to finish my second draft before I start posting again. :) Thanks!

I decided to make a parody book, seeing as I write so many! I'm going to write three and then publish it, see how it goes. I'm kinda nervy about this because I've never done non-fiction before... wish me luck!

Thanks :) You deserve every vote you get.

PLEASE READ. THIS IS ESPECIALLY IMPORTANT IF YOU - 
          
          write a book on my reading list - read my books - know me personally - message me often - dedicate things to me - love me - might want to talk to me soon - particularly enjoy flowers on your empty grave - are bamboozled by yoads - are really good with wattpad technical stuff - know about humour
          
          OKKKKK then guys! I know I have been ridiculously terrible at keeping up recenty, but let's clear some stuff up. I'm living la vida loca (well, kind of), so I am amazingly busy, meaning-
          
          - All my stories are now on hold, sorry!
          - I can't catch up with reading at the moment.
          - I'll soon put up a story called yoad. It's part of... well, I won't tell you anything more than VIVA LA YOAD MOVEMENT! Please don't read it unless a) you're very brave, or b) I tell you to. Don't understand? Visit this site: http://theyoad.webs.com/ NB- There's no www!
          - PLEASE vote for FoyEG in the 'undiscovered wattpad awards' if you enjoy it. Also, if you've already voted, please tell me so I can shower you in thanks.
          - Should I or should I not start a non-fiction about all the weird quotes my friends and I come up with, including such things as 'When you think about it, breathing does kinda hurt,' and 'Well, I don't really want to give birth to bees.' Something tells me it's a bad idea, but.. @star1802 @tizzycat @probablydaydreaming please tell me!
          - I need to update my profile. I also need more room... any ideas?
          - Viva mes amigos! (If that doesn't mean, 'long live my friends' please tell me so that I can correct it.)
          - Ein Berlinner uber alles! (If that doesn't mean, 'a doughnut over everything, please tell me so that I can correct it.)
          - Ni shi yi ge ce suo! (If that doesn't mean, 'you are a toilet', please tell me so that I can correct it.)
          
          OK, enough with the whole foreign language stuff and once and for all AU REVOIR!!!
           *bows to tumultous applause*