Reiner: Dude we don't talk to Bert. So you're eren and you're...
[Careless Whisper]
Reiner: Woah, who's this babe you're with Yeager?
Eren: That's Armin and he's not a girl!
Reiner: Hey there Armeen, so what do you like to do?
[Careless whisper stops]
Armin: I like to read!
Reiner: ...Uh, ok. Why?
Armin: Because books teach me useful things.
Reiner: Like what?
Armin: I'm glad you asked, I've got many examples. For instance, did you know that if you electrocute someone while holding them underwater, it will leave no burn marks on the body.
Reiner: No.
Armin: You do now! And that's the power of knowledge.
Reiner: So, like, you wanna take a bath? Together?
[awkward silence]
Armin: Can I bring an industrial strength toaster?
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Welp, this sucks. My stories have gotten removed from wattpad due to guidelines rules. I don't have any copies saved, so I'm afraid I can't repost. Even though I don't use wattpad as much as I used t...View all Conversations