The Counter To All Things Holy

Charlie "what does in utero mean" Kirk has been shot
          Vive la rèvolution!
          

Been having a rollercoaster past couple weeks, dated for five minutes, single again, been off my face on various drugs and shit so I haven't been writing much at all. Surpassed 1k reads a which is absolutely ridiculous, that's 1000 clicks on my story, well 1030 odd. Absolutely mental. I've got the story in my head constantly, always have, and I'll get around to working on that next chapter.
          
          Cheerio 

1.01k holy nards. Thank everyone here holy fuck me sideways 

I curse myself too much I just got fired lmao.
          
          Nah tho that's fucking bullshit I worked at a fucking chip shop for 7 pound a fucking hour I'm sorry you need workers you Italian fucking wanker and you tell me there are better fucking candidates wdym the other fucking candidates have about four GCSEs between them and I know them personally like who do you think you are fuck me backwards 
          
          Fuck me 
          
          Anyways rant overrrrr
          
          I'm spending my paycheque on drugs and doing fuck all else with my summer 
          
          Cheerio 

12 reads off 1k....jesus

Okay believe it or not I have a decent plan for what I'll do with the next chapter. I know I may have rushed the story a bit but you know what fuck you it's my story and I do as I please thank you very much, and if that means quantity over quality and laziness so fucking be it because I'm an independent woman...or well manette.
          
          Regardless how y'all been doing?
          
          I got a job, somehow....idk I'm employable but wow didn't think they'd get back...I serve chips now.
          
          
          Cheerio

Ahh I just cannot get on with this story. I mean I have been fairly occupied but I give this fuck ass excuse like allllll the time.
          
          Remember my "gym phase" and all that shit? Yeah I gave up on that but like yesterday I achieved prime twink status and I got noone else to express this joy to other than the one or two people who will glance over this announcement in their inbox.
          
          
          Cheerio 

Oh my god y'all haven't had a chapter since February I'm such a heathen

Happy pride month. Hope y'all are all well and the weather isn't as depressing for you as it is for me.
          This month is in place for a reason, a symbol of an ever constant fight to just be left alone to live, and it'll keep fighting for that until it gets what we all want.
          Have a wonderful June, chertio

This account is 5 years and a day old....wow....fucking half a decade.